baconnaise
the greatest food ever tasted by mortals. essentially spreadable bacon.
it can make any meal no matter how bad into the main course. it is even kosher certified.
baconnaise + bacon + bacon bits = the world peace.
a delicious product made by the same people who brought you “bacon salt,” a product that is cosher, non fat, and vegan, thats right, vegan, bacon flavored salt.
“baconnaise” as such, is bacon flavored mayonnaise. delicious and wonderful, everything should taste like bacon!
baconnaise “put some mothaf-kin baconnaise on that!”
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a person, usually a male who’s b-tt crack sticks out. this is often seen while playing pool, picking up change from the floor, or bending over to key a truck or other vehicle. look at that don’s b-tt crack when he shoots pool! yea, they call him don bacracky!
- badanglerz
anything big, tall or long nice badangelerz missy
- badun
a shorter version of bad one – when something has gone wrong the opostie of goodun. dan: i had to take my shorts back they were too small katy: badun, did you get the right size in the end? dan: ye katy: goodun
- baggsy
to unofficially reserve something for yourself. steve: hi bob. dave and i are going back to mine to watch a movie and drink some beers. do you want to come? bob: yeah, sounds good. baggsy the sofa. dave: too late, steve already baggsied it.
- Bagless Vacuum
when a man tucks his b-lls between his legs (in the style of a mangina) while receiving a bl-wj-b. i felt like she’d earned a treat so i let that b-tch give me a bagless vacuum.