Baconpendent


a baconpendent is an independent who has finally committed to something politifcally and wisely switched to the bacon party where bacon lovers have united to help bring about a baconocracy where we will be ruled wisely and benevolently by a baconator, bacon will win in a greaseslide! ask yourself, would you rather have a tea party or a bacon party? vote for bacon!!!
my friend who was an independent came to her senses, found a party she could identify with, finally took a stand, and switched to the bacon party and so became a baconpendent!

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