Bacteriophilia


n. bacteriophilia: the s-xual arousal to bacterial s-xual intercourse, or other such erotic events.

n2. bacteriophile: one who possesses traits similar to that of bacteriophilia; most commonly found in sick b-st-rds with questionable fetishes.

adj. bacteriophiliatic: of or relating to bacteriophilia.

just remember: rule 34.

there’s most likely bacteria p-rn on the internet now, if it hasn’t been made already.
guy 1: “dude, check this sh-t out!”
guy 2: “whoa, sh-t! where’d you find this sh-t?!”
guy 1: “don’cha know?! it’s the new trend!”
guy 2: “bacteriophilia is soooo much hawter than blond girls with big b–bs!”
guy 1: “ikr?”
guy 2: “oh wow, look at this… here comes the bacteriophage… virualosity is sooo not cool, man. not cool”
guy 1: “yeah, let’s gtfo before mom catches us”

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