bad asymptote
said when one wants to:
1. keep it pg and
2. say bad -ss(-ymptote) and
3. appear smart
pre-ap algebra 2 teacher: today we are going to learn about asymptotes.
cl-ss clown: can’t we listen to some bad asymptote music instead?
two years later…
ap calculus teacher: today we are covering differentiability. corners, cusps and breaks are not differentiable.
student #1: what is she talking about?
student #2: i don’t know. who cares?
student #3: hey, did y’all hear about the bad -ss fight in the cafeteria?
calculus teacher: student #3, i did hear about the bad asymptote fight, but if you want to p-ss the ap calculus test so that you don’t have to take calculus in college, i suggest we focus on the fact that corners, cusps, and breaks are not differentiable. and yes, breaks can be asymptotes or holes.
here’s a fun way to remember what a break is: a break-up in a romantic relationship is usually due to a partner being an -ss-ymptote. use your imaginations with the word holes…
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