Bad Newz


street name for newport news, va
sh-t be poppin off in bad newz, yo
when something bad happens to a dog.

derived from michael vick’s bad newz kennels dogfighting operation.

it should be noted that emphasis needs to be placed on the z, ie; “bad newzzzzz”.
5 year old boy: -sniffle- my doggie got runned over by a car…

me: that’s bad newz kid. now go watch some pokemon or something.

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