Bad Santa
amazingly underrated comedy boasting a hilarious brett kelly as “the kid” and billy bob thornton (in his greatest performance since sling blade) as a foul-mouthed, alcoholic santa claus.
john ritter’s last film before his death, and one of the most politically incorrect movies of all time.
a christmas story in a category of its own.
bad santa could have been terrible, but the excellent casting made it incredible.
a friend who gets cr-ppy drunk and is notorious for urinating on himself, as well as your furniture, in the same fashion billy bob thornton displayed in the movie “bad santa”
ryan got cr-pped again and went bad santa. now i gotta steam clean the couch and carpets.
dress in a santa outfit and f-ck a girl up the -ss, saying “ho, ho, ho” at every thrust. santa outfit optional.
i took a girl home last night and pulled a bad santa on her -ss.
when a girl licks the t-st-cl-s and sticks it up her b-tt then sucks it off as you say ho ho ho
my girl did a bad santa last night!
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