Badams


to keep it real like allen iverson but must listen to billy joel. to have the soul of a black man and the body of a white man.
driving through the hood in a pimped out escalade scaring grandmothers while listening to ‘we didn’t start the fire’…
flight attendants who sleep a minimum of 10 hours before telling people to stow their tray tables and fasten their seat belts. has to have a burrito in the airport and can often be found in a crew room as long as there is one. hates it when you push the “call b-tton” on airlines and people who say “gimme a ginger ale”.
i did a nashville turn with a badams yesterday. one of her p-ssengers asked for a double whiskey during take-off. she was p-ssed because she only got 9 hours of sleep and left her lean cuisine and cheez-its on the other plane.
an internet troll that specialises in baseless accusations.
that post was badams! not a word of it was true.
badam (adj)- used as an adjective placed after the described word, describing a situation where a person has become truely l33t in something or other.
after practicing for years, amit has managed to become a real unreal badam
super awesomeness. can be a noun, verb, and an adjective. pure amazingness.
holy badam!

woah! thats badam!

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