Badass Pterodactyl
the t-tle given to a person who has reached a sufficient level of inebriation to display a demeanor of super bad-ssery. signs of reaching this state include flapping your arms like wings and screeching. bad-ss pterodactyls usually feel as though they are capable of achieving great feats and may attempt to perform stunts that normal drunk people won’t even do.
john: hey dude, you totally were a bad-ss pterodactyl last night. you jumped on top of a car and started roaring and trying to fly away.
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