badger
the greatest animal ever to be found on gods fine earth. these creatures can be found in woodland areas and live in sets, they are black and white and about the size of a dog. they are the dudes of the forest, so dont mess, seriously, you go anywhere near these guys and the will attack, and trust me they are fast, one chased my mate and had him trapped up a tree for half an hour once! if they werent so few, they would rule the world with a badger army no problem! also the word badger can be used in the same way as pester, or irritate i.e stop badgering me. and on top of all that, badger just sounds funny…
there is a badger on the kerrang adverts, he can be seen wearing a firemans outfit and torturing other small woodland creatures
medium sized creatures with black and white coloration. have been known to congregate and dance. apparently like mushrooms, but not snakes.
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verb. to bother incessantly.
“stop badgering her, she’s not interested in buying another pair of your cheap trainers.”
british alternate term for american vulgar term beaver.
badgers have a stripe on the forehead, beavers or p-ssy are parted with a pink stripe i.e. the l-b– or p-ssy lips.
one can also go badger baiting!
“wouldn’t mind licking her badger”
or, “i fancy going badger baiting tonite.”
highly addictive (or irritating, depending on the mood you’re in) viral cartoon featuring a group of badgers exercising along with background music, played on a loop until the viewer is sick of it and decides to turn it off.
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argh snake argh snake
snaaaaaake a snaaaaaake aaaaargh it’s a snaaaaaake
etc.
1) medium-sized, blackand white stirped mammals resident in the northern hemishpere.
2) the mascot of the university of wisconsin at madison.
1) wow, that badger attacked me in the woods!
2) go badgers!!! on wisconsin!
one badger is equal to £7.50
it is the street price of one tab of scr-t-.
“you owe me a badger!”
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