badly stacked kebab
an untidy v-g-n-, normally only to be seen by man late on a weekend morning between the legs of the filthy old troll he staggered home with the previous night, after the effects of 17 pints of lager have worn off. can cause distress, nausea and vomiting.
the prime minister’s wife delighted and entertained the guests -ssembled for the banquet with her speech on law reform, but she should have declined the offer of a third gl-ss of sherry, for her decision to perform a trick with a ping pong ball caused distress among many of the diners when she opened her legs to reveal a badly stacked kebab.
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