badminton


1. the act of two badmins (bad admins) tossing a community member back and forth before finally deciding on the length of a permaban.
2. some sport for normal people
1. “those admins are playing badminton with that user.”

2. “want to go play a game of badminton on the gr-ss?”
a very dynamic, fast-paced game. badminton requires a lot more agility and strategizing than most people probably think. you have to see it played compet-tively to really understand the energy and reflexes needed to be good at this sport.
hitting a birdie over a net with a long-necked racket. doesn’t sound very hard, does it?
come play with us. >:]
1)the fastest growing sport in the world (fact) also the fastest racket sport in the world (fact). players must have extreme speed, reflexes and vision to name but a few essential attributes.
2)what losers or chavs say they are playing when they get out their pathetic excuse of a shuttle (made from cheap, poor quality, brightly coloured pvc) and £1:13 racket from soccer sports and go and dance around the garden like pansies
1)you think you can play badminton. ok. your serve”
(useless little loopy serve)
(pow!)
“oh sorry did that hurt?”
2) chav 1:”you wana play badminton mush?in da garden?”
chav 2: “na lets go vandalise a bus stop”
a fast-paced, energetic game requiring stamina, speed, agilty and believe it or not strength. i play rugby and basketball and neither are half as taxing as a harsh game of badminton, its a totally hxc sport which everyone should play!
c-ck : hahah you playin badminton you jessie?
me : dude i’d paste you in the weight room any day you fl-ng-, now come over here and serve us up some smash practise…

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