Badmitton


the ultimate sport, mostly played in gym cl-ss, the backyards of the elite and the olympics. controversial because of claims that birdie can ‘suck your eye out.’
julianna: “you killed the birdie.”
allison: “sorry, let me ask mr. van sanders to get us that one off the vent on the ceiling.”

or

allison: “nicole, you are mad sick at badmitton.”

or

allison: “are you sad it’s the last day of badmitton?”
kaite: “no.”

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