baerection


the act upon a male strolling or pacing quickly through a field of dead babies, to which upon he shall state down at his p-n-s and realise 90% of all the blood in his body has rushed to his p-n-s.
“oi gilbert, i dare you to walk through this field of dead babies and don’t get a baerection!”

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