bag a muffin


when a female is so ugly that you have to put a bag over her head to have s-x.
a v-g-n- is often termed a m-ffin.
she is so ugly, i can’t get with her without a bag. she’s a bag a m-ffin!

randy’s new girlfriend’s face is so messed up, she is a bag a m-ffin.

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