bag balm
green 10 oz tin can used for chapped conditions & treatment of irritated br–sts.
for many years bag balm has been a girls best friend. i always take a can to huntington beach & give my girl friend a good bag balm rub mixed with sun tan oil !!! love
another word for a male’s pre-j-c-l-t-, or “pre-c-m.” a woman will use the appearance of a man’s bag balm as a green light in giving him oral s-x. the bag balm is epecially helpful in the dark, when grazing your fingers over the head of a man’s p-n-s and feeling the slippery -j-c-l-t- between her fingertips, much like a grochery employee uses when bagging up shopping items.
“when i was hooking up with jimmy last night, i reached down and felt his bag balm, so i proceeded to give him oral”
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