bag it and tag it
put a condom on and have at it. a play on words from the csi procedure whereby anything that may contain dna is put in a bag and labeled. in this case, the bag containing the eventual dna (jiz) is the condom, and tagging it means to have a go at the p-ssy.
inebriated guy tells the wild party gal that “he would sure like to get some of that”, nodding to her crotch.
she responds: “bag it and tag it”, as she first nods to his c-ck and then to her sn-tch.
used in the field of criminal investigation and forensics, “bag it” refers to putting evidence in a sealed bag or container, and “tag it” refers to the tag or label attached describing the contents and context of their retrieval. bag it and tag it can also refer to a body bag and tag describing the deceased within.
they would gather any more possible or trace evidence, bag it and tag it, and take measurements of the rooms.
slang s-xual term used to define using a bag or a mask to have foreplay and/or s-xual intercourse with a girl who usually has a nice body, but an unattractive face.
she had a nice -ss body, but a dog ugly face, so he just decided to bag it and tag it.
to bag and tag someone means to literally put a bag over their face and then engage in s-xual intercourse (tag-it). bag and tag is used when the person has a smoking body but a really ugly face (kind of like it was beaten repeatedly with a tennis racket). bagging and tagging can also work when you are bored of scr-w-ng the same person and you place a bag over their face and pretend that its someone else.
bob “dude, i’m sooo tired”
joe “that’s not what your mom said last night”
dude “dude, my mom is old and ugly”
joe “bag it and tag it”
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