bag of chips

a female or male who has it all. usually (s)he is hott, is athletic, is funny, has a sense of style, and has a good personality.
dude, your sister is a bag of chips.
having everything wanted for that particular person or group or whatever.
dude1-mah n-gg-! look at that hot chick! she foyne!

dude2- yea bro! she all dat and a bag of chips!
a sl-tty girl. at a party everyone p-sses around a bag of chips, and everyone gets some. same with a sl-tty girl at a party everyone p-sses around a bag of chips, and everyone gets some.
mike: dam girl!! you are nuttin but a bag of chips!
marta: shut up!!
a reference to recieving oral s-x as a favor
nikko: what did you and that one girl do last night?
kease: last night, she bought me a bag of chips, and it was the best i’ve ever had
adj.
describes someone who be lookin crusty or just bad
gino, you lookin like a bag of chips.
that one guy at the party (sometimes drunk) who acts way too cool for his own good. he usually has huge muscles, to compensate for his small p-n-s, and wears obscenely tight shirts to show them off. he has a deep voice and occasionally joins a conversation to try and sound deep, but fails, making himself sound like an idiot. people like to make fun of him behind his back, often using the “far out” gesture made by turning your hand into a telephone by closing you fist and extending only the pinky finger and thumb and rotating at the wrist, to represent him so as not to let the bag of chips know you are talking about them.
jennifer: do you see that guy at the chip bowl?

sarah: yeah. did he try talking to you about the rain forest too?

jennifer: yeah. then he told me how often he works out…. total bag of chips… *hand gesture*