Bag of scorpions


a terrible human being who draws you in with their good looks and s-xual abilities, but later reveals their utter soullessness. these individuals are known for lying, cheating and general soul-crushing. a figurative “bag of scorpions” resides where their hearts should be.
my bag of scorpions f-cked my best friend last night and now wants a ride to the airport. should i take him/her?

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