Bag of Smashed Ass
n.
1. the unpleasant physical effects following the heavy use of alcohol and/or huge quant-ties of other mind altering substances. (see hangover)
dude! i finally got a date with meghan! you know, the boozy floozy from work?
we stayed out way too late last night and now i feel like a bag of smashed -ss!
some that is soooo ugly, they can be compared to a bag filled to the brim with -sses that have been smashed beyond belief.
evan: did you see rob’s date? she looks hideous!
rob: my date looks like a bag of smashed -sses
zack: my date is a genuine c-nt rag.
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