bag weld


the condition, when somewhat sweaty, where your scr-t-m adheres to your inner thigh. a precursor to ball soup.
art is hopping around rearranging his junk.
evan:”dude, what’s the matter? you got crabs?”
art: “no man, it’s so hot i’ve got bag weld!”

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