bagel belly


the round, bagel-shaped bloat that arises around the abdomen after consuming a bagel (danish, donut, m-ffin) for breakfast; differs from the m-ffin top as it is temporary; those who don’t eat a lot of wheat or gluten are particularly susceptible
aw, man, i shouldn’t have eaten that cheese danish for breakfast. now i’ve got bagel belly.

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