Bagel Bitch


a man wh-r- who sends seductive pictures of oneself doing innapropriate things with a bagel. these pictures turn many women on.
hey did you hear about bagel b-tch?

yeah i bet he will get laid someday…
a lesser known erotic way to please men. it’s done by putting cream cheese in a bagel and then it being shoved into the p-ssy. then the guy eats the bagel while its still in the p-ssy.
wife: honey, lets do some thing new tonight.

husband: alright, lets do the bagel b-tch tonight cause im hungry.

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