bagel face


the name for a face (typically that of a woman) that would look better covered in cream cheese.
yeah, but she def has a bagel face.
a being of supreme loss for they have a bagel for a face.
dude did you see that bagelface at the busstop blowing his nose on that labrador. dude need to get a life.

joe, just because you failed mathenomics doesn’t make you a total bagel face.

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