Bagel-Hole-Screwer
one who is so lame that the only hole they’ll ever get is the one in the center of their morning bagel. they usually eat it afterwards, with b-tter and a different, homemade cream cheese.
peter: quagmire watch the numbers would you? i’m going to heat up a bagel and have s-x with it.
quagmire: the b-tter’s in the fridge, you dirty bagel-hole-screwer!
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