bagel with everything


street prost-tutes and hookers often use codes to describe s-x acts to avoid legal problems.

a bagel with everything is going to cost you a bunch. the bagel means straight s-x, the cream cheese means oral, and the hole in the bagel means -n-l s-x with her john.

“everything” means any other kind of pleasure you want beyond the straight, oral, and -n-l.

this term was coined by a hooker on the road between detroit and chigago, and approved by her evil pimp. ʱʱ๛ forever.
hey, evil, i belong to you, so i brought you a bagel with everything.

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