bageled
bageled term mostly used in badminton where the an opponent is shut out meaning scoring zero points.
d-mn man that guy sucked so bad that i even bageled him.
v. 1) sports term indicating that one player prevented an opponent from scoring any points; a zero, or “bagel” is thus scored.
2) a s-xual euphemism.
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dude! i hear that spanish tennis pro totally bageled your sister last week. actually, i bageled her once myself. to be honest she isn’t much good.
when someone promises you breakfast but doesn’t deliver.
hey steve, where’s the food we were promised for this 9am meeting?
i dunno lee, i think we got bageled.
a level of intensity of “high”-ness. bageled is when you are halfway to toasted. usually occurs after 3-4 hits.
i’m feelin pretty bageled after that last bowl.
drunk, inebriated, intoxiacated, sh-t-faced, out of your gord
the girl with the paul wellersd-ck got bageled at the party last night.
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