bagellingus
to use the mouth, especially the tongue with the intent of bringing a bagel to -rg-sm through licking out cream cheese in the middle prior to actually eating the bagel itself.
dude, wtf are you doing to that bagel?
bagellingus, baby! there was too much cream cheese in the hole…
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