bager


bager is a word for an incredible person, the word shows how strong and macho the person is.. no matter the s-x.
bager is also danish for baker.

if bager is a part of a name with niels in front of it, it totally cancels the meaning of the word niels
girl 1: hey theres niels bager
-13 girls fainting-
girl 14: i’ll give birth to your childs!
women over the age of sixty.

an old lady that is not attractive yet is seeking a younger man.
worst comes to the worst, i will bang that bager by the bar.

that bager wants my b-lls.

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