bagless can fucking
the selfless act of loving another person’s -n-l sphincter, as g-d himself intended.
d-mn i’d like to bagless can f-ck a proud conservative today.
-n-l s-x sans condom.
i’d like to nail my old lady in the can, but i can’t use a bag, cuz that would be a waste. hence, i’d like to bagless can f-ck her.
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