bagpiped
sqeezing out a fart by leaning over or otherwise compressing your abdomen, pushing it out like a bagpipe. possibly involuntary.
that dude dropped his phone and was so nervous picking it up, i think he bagpiped himself.
to lean over, compressing your abdomen, stimulating the realease of gas (either burp or fart).
can possibly be done to someone else.
i dropped my pen under the desk at work and totally bag piped out a fart in front of all my coworkers.
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