Bahamas


a beautiful chain of caribbean islands off the coast of southeast florida. i’ve never been there, but my entire grandfather’s family is from the bahamas and puerto rico. the bahamas a.k.a “the commonwealth of the bahamas,” has a population of about 260,000 people, bahamian people speak english and some speak creole. suprisingly, 85% of all the bahamian population is black. the capital of the bahamas is n-ssau. 32% of the people are baptist, 20% are anglican, 19% are roman catholic, 12% are protestant, 6% are methodist, 6% are church of g-d, and 5% other.
credits to www.dictionary.com for this information. love you my grandfather, melbourne m. treco jr, 1936-2002, r.i.p
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i from bahamas and from the previous definition you are like so wrong bahamas has great beaches, nice weather and is great for a nice place to relax. what can i say bahamas is a great place :d.
bahamas is beautiful.
a chain of 700 islands in the caribbean sea that was claimed for spain in 1492, but switched back and forth between british, spanish, and pirate rule between 1648 and 1783, at which point it became a colony of great britain. the commonwealth of the bahamas became independent on july 10th, 1973. a beautiful land of hot bahama-mamas, relaxing reggae remix, partying all night long, and the smell of papaya in the air.
my father is an illegal immigrant of the bahamas
a very beautiful country with really crazy drivers.

a typical tourist will note the beautiful beaches and clear water and the fact that they probably just got hit by a bus full of other tourists being driven by a crazy man.
example 1: wow, the bahamas are beautiful! let’s go swimming!

example 2: dammit to h-ll. that’s the third time i’ve almost been hit by a car!
a quant-tative measurement of hilarity created by iphone autocorrect.
me: you would think that a chupacabre would have determined a better prey than a goat by now. right, trashbag?

trashbag: bahamas x 3. yes, i figure he would be attacking small sheep by now.
a small town north of durham, yet worlds away.
pr-nounced buh-hay-muh.
home of nascar driver, steve riggs.
one gas station, one stoplight, one post office, lots of cows.
where is the heck bahama?!
a pretty worthless country or w/e the h-ll this excuse for a land is
bro are you from bahamas ??
yuh ….y
dude your f-ckin gay lol

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