Bahooneys
noun.
pr-nunciation: just like “bahoonies” (ba-hoo-nees).
definition: a very important piece of male genitalia that consists of the scr-t-m, which holds and protects the inner testes. also, the testes themselves.
although pr-nounced the same way, bahooneys is not to be confused with bahoonies, which refers to a large set of female br–sts (t-ts, gazongas, knockers).
used as an euphemism for b-lls.
“jeez! ease up on that serve, bro! that last one nearly crushed my bahooneys!”
“man, this party sucks big bahooneys!”
“you’ve had enough of that c-ck already. now focus on the bahooneys!”
“by accident, ricky rammed his bahooneys into a parking meter.”
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