when u and your best friend have s-x
hey john you what to go bailarin
commitment to the gym life. my buddy and i have gymittment !
- mob of the dead
a bad-ss call of duty zombies map made by our lord jason blundell. in it you play as 3 epic gangsters and one whiney b-tch called the weasel. it takes place on alcatraz island and you can feed dogs in the walls to get a tomahawk. crimson: hey have you played mob of the dead? […]
when you and your 3 friends, stick your b-lls down a girl’s mouth. man, brenda was doppelganged so hard last night. she has a julia roberts’ sized mouth!
to perform the superdeluxeultramegasuperiordirtysanchez you must consume a large quant-ty of taco bell or any sh-tty mexican food and find your victim spread your b-tt cheeks and try to am for his upper lip, then proceed to get rid of any excess sh-t and then try to make a mustache out of the sh-t. oh […]
- spicy alarm clock
when you are woken up by a hand job my monday morning improved significantly when susan woke me up with a spicy alarm clock.