Bailers


a ginger-haired man who plays in scrabble tournaments. he walks about the place looking both menacing and confused. always wears the same blue shirt.
who’s the ginger guy in the sweaty blue shirt?

that’ll be bailers.
a type of person that says they can do something, but when the time comes to meet up with the person that invited them to the event, they make up some lame -ss excuse to why they can’t come.
person 1: can you make it to the target center for the ozzy concert this evening at 6?
person 2: totally dude.

-at 6:05 pm-
person 2: -calls person 1 on his cell- sorry dude i can’t make it, my dog has toenail fungus and i need to bring him to the vet
person 1: okay -hangs up- g-d i know so many f-cking bailers!
a bailer is either someone who shows up late doeesn t show up or finds it necessary to leave the event for a bullsh-t reason a good amount of the time cause or girlfreind whose gripping his b-lls to hard
oh like person x says i ll show up and they arrive 2 hours late or like yah i ll come but 5 min before there like wait i can t my girlfriends v-g-n- itches and i need to scratch it all night thats a bailer
an adjective used to describe someone who b-tches and whines a lot, and cannot take a joke or insult. its usage is mostly confined to the southeast of ireland.
jack: hey, i had your mother last night.
jonathan: don’t make fun of me, i hate when you do that
jack: stop being a bailer.
one who bails on or rejects a perfect oppurtunity to get something done.
that cj kid, he’s a total bailer. he had a whole evening alone with that girl and he didn’t even ask her out.
to make plans to go to the most amazing concert ever with your buddies and then then drop out at the last minute because your girlfriend is a succubus and you’re whipped.
oh great, we have to find somebody to buy jesse’s concert ticket because he’s a f-cking bailer as usual.
1. to quit or to be defined as a quitter.
2. to “puss” out.
3. to admit your lack of manhood and forfeit all doubt about your s-xual preference.
“that sketchball is the biggest bailer ever!”

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