bajeezus
a hilarious exclamation, usually not used alone.
“whoa! you scared the bajeezus out of me!”
“all i did was turn on tv.”
“but roseanne is on!!”
3 more definitions
a common phrase yelled when you scare the living sh-t out of someone.
you scared the f-cking bajeezus out of me.
an outlandish exclamation
“oh my bajeezus”
“you scared the bajeezus out of me”
“holy bajeezus”
used in situation where “jesus” doesn’t work.
historically, bajeezus was jesus christ’s more magical brother. not only could he give sight to the blind, he could make a elephant cry with his p-n-s. and it wasn’t just elephants. bajeezus could make many things cry with his p-n-s. like curtina’s vag. it cried with excitement that v–gr- couldn’t bring to her.
also the nickname of d hizzle in hanover, in, because his p-n-s is just so large.
1) “holy freakin bajeezus!”
or
“i’ll slap the bajeezus out of you dave thomas of wendy’s!”
2) curtina said, “holy bajeezus! your w-ng is so m-ssive bajeezus. use it to pleasure me and make me cry because my vag can’t take 3′ of d-ck!”
Read Also:
- Burnt Reynolds
what druggies commonly call aluminum foil used for smoking, meth, cocaine or heroin. hey, i got some crystal for my homie, burnt reynolds. 2 more definitions a funny name for a nasty dude who has slept with so many skeezers, hoochies, and skig-skags that he’s burned or “burnt” with std’s for the rest of his […]
- didick
slang for d-ck, p-n-s, or man genitals “… it’s the gifted prolifted one, known as bald head slick, why is all the press up on my did-ck.” – gangstarr – you know my st–z
- ass retard
when my girl friend mixes up “-sshole” and “r-t-rd” after i make fun of her. “you make me feel like an -ss r-t-rd.”
- Eastern Illinois University
a reasonably priced college located in charleston (aka chucktown, illinois. this university began as a teachers’ college and has since grown to include a wide variety of majors. it takes a maximum of 20 minutes (if you are slow) to walk from any one given point on campus to another. however, the only other thing […]
- astrogynism
(n., orig. astrogynecologism) the inclination towards inventing astrogynies (pl. of astrogyny). “my banana-scissors can cut through uberpaper!” “stop this astrogynism.”