bajillion


a number far greater than the normal amount; a concept, like infinity, rather than a number
i know a bajillion ways to make you suffer!
a very, very, large number.
you’ve said that like a bajillion times already!
1000 jillion
timmy has 4 bajillion dumb stories
any number that is greater than 1.
when 2 enemies are attacking you during a game of halo 3, it is appropriate to say the following:

person a: what the f-ck. a bajillion people just popped out of nowhere and killed me. f-cking n00bs.

person b: … there were like 2 people over there dude.

person a: shut up! any number greater than one is a bajillion.
ten to the power of lots. i.e. 10^(lots)
jake: i did the math, there’s a bajillion ways to make a mojito.
alexandra: no way, you integrated it, and everything?
jake: for real. ten to the power of lots is what my calculator said.
a numerical term for a “sh-t ton”; a large unspecified number.
that -sshole has a bajillion ex girlfriends.
one thousand jillion, which is a fictional numerical term used to describe an unusually large number or amount. in other words it is equivalent to a nonexistent number.
there are a bajillion ways to do that.

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