bajskorv
the swedish name for a little (sometimes huge) piece of poo. “bajs” means poo and “korv” means sausage, referring to the most common shape of poo.
“here, come have a looksie…
– now what?
just follow me, i have to show you something.
– okay, what is it?
you’ll see, just come.
– all right!
well, here it is!
– oh, my god! you freak! did you bring me all the way over here, just to show me your poo? … !
well, yes, off course. but it’s called “bajskorv” according to urbandictionary.com. don’t you like it?
– oh! well… actually… it’s pretty impressive. i mean look at the size of that thing, it must’ve ripped your guts out.
the swedish word for “p–p sausage”.
“jag åt precis en bajskorv” means “i just ate a p–p sausage”.
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