Fraked
to be drunk. it comes from the (fan) theory that commander riker in star trek: the next generation is a functioning alcoholic and everything that he does, from major decisions to hitting on women, is motivated primarily by the fact that he is, in fact, drunk. can be used in almost any circ-mstance! see also: riker’d
man i was so fraked last night i totally picked up a green orion slavegirl.
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in need of a pad during a someone’s period. “janice has an opad situation.”
- openly straight
a person who identifies as straight, i.e interested in the opposite gender; out about being a heteros-xual dude. my openly straight friend just got married yesterday. i’m totally supportive.
- classy grope
a discrete grope, initiated by either the man or the woman, that goes unnoticed by those around you due to its discretion. this grope is typically done rapidly and leaves the victim feeling confused and mildly aroused. yea, but it wasn’t as bad as the first guy. it was more of a cl-ssy grope.
- Claustropation
a person suffering from an abnormal fear of being closed in or of being in a confined sp-ce while having irregular bowel movements in which the feces are dry and hardened and evacuation is difficult and infrequent. philip’s claustropation started to kick in when he found himself trapped in a well after eating an entire […]
- Clean Up Crew
the t-tle given to the group of partiers that sleep over at the house and who’s duty it is to clean the drunken damage in the morning. nick: dude this party is going to be poppin’ we should establish a clean up crew now nic: you know i’m a professional at getting throw up and […]