bakalar’d
breaking a smart-phone without even trying.
1: d-mn
2: what’s wrong?
1: the speaker isn’t working.
2: -laughs-, what!? how?
1: let’s see, i turn it on, and nothing! no sound!
2: seriously! wow, how many is that now?
1: 9 dude.
2: tell me again, what happened with the other 8.
1: does it matter?
2: dude, you just bakalar’d your phone!.
the coined term for when an electronic device is destroyed or badly damaged due to mishandling or mysterious negligence.
o man, i just bakalar’d my new htc evo.
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