bake the jelly
when you bust your nut up in a b-tch and she don’t wash it out. that sh-t stay up in there! and it smell rank!
1) after a quickie, b-tch dress up quick and don’t wash and dude is like “b-tch, you just gonna have to bake the jelly.”
2) when jeff brings in cupcakes that his wife baked and chidi was like “how the f-ck do they get the jelly in there?” and jason was like “they bake the jelly in the b-tch!”
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