Baked Asslaska


when at a party, a strangers house or a random rv. taking a sh-t onto a cookie sheet and putting it in the oven on medium heat. the smell won’t get out of that room/house for several days afterwards
i was in new orleans for mardi gras and some random left a baked -sslaska in the rv for the drive back to south bend.

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