Baked Goods
any food that will cause you to become baked
‘hey man, wanna come to my house and have some baked goods.’
‘what, like cookies or something’
‘no, -baked- goods.’
‘oh sh-t yeah i’m down.
a s-xy stoner chick
bro: aw man whose that hazy hottie with the tidi?
dude:oh dude that chick, shes always high, shes baked goods… but i dunno her name.
a slang term for a v-g-n-.
“i hate cats but i love baked goods!”
when one person sh-ts on another person’s back and sprinkle it with p-b-s.
josh, is that baked goods on your back?
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