baked lay


refers to an act of s-xual intercourse during which the speaker was under the influence of marijuana.
jessie and joe got so stoned last night, then they took their clothes off and had a baked lay.
the combination of both being “baked” (high on marijuana) and getting laid (having s-x). plural lays refers to having s-x multiple times. also refers to the tasteless garbage chips frito-lay p-wns off on consumers.
a friend was telling me about his awewsome weekend. apparently he met some ladies and had several baked lays.

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