baked stomach
when you eat a sh-t ton of
raw cookie dough and sit and front of a heater for 12 f-cking hours and then take laxatives and sh-t crispy cookie chunks
i ate so much cookie dough,i think i’ll sh-t out a cookie plater if i have baked stomach
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