Baked Zitied


(v): the state of being absolutely fried when smoking a fat blunt.

synonyms: high, bombed, zooted, spliffed, blasted, toasted, baked
stoner 1: “yo! p-ss the nugget!”
stoner 2: “h-ll yeah, i’m feeling roasted off of this l.”
stoner 1: -inhales- “whew, i’m baked zitied kid!”
stoner 2: “hahaha, yes!”

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