Bakelmun


1. the right to smoke pot.
2. a person that looks hideous in clothes but secretly looks great naked.
hippies: we are fighting for our bakelmun!
tom: i totally banged carla last night! i know shes not hot, but it turns out shes a bakelmun!

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