Bakeress


(bey-ker-is) -noun
1)a medical person who bakes coconut laden brownies of the ‘special’ sort.
2)a shoe throwing maniac
3)a jewish woman
4)someone who works with a poor quality lpn.

origin: 2008 va, before 1000 me bekere
“gosh, i wish that bakeress would stop yelling at plants and do some work around here.”

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