Bakersfield Baseball
when someone (usually a man) takes a sh-t standing up, another man (or lady) behind him hits the t-rd with a baseball bat and it splatters on a lady a few feet away
hey, i have to take a sh-t, do you guys want to play some bakersfield baseball
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