bakery


1. a place where marijuana is smoked.

2. the act of smoking or otherwise consuming marijuana.
1. john’s place is a royal bakery. he has a ton of kind bud sitting around, and he is generous with it, he has many things to use for smoking it, he is generous with his pot and he is always sitting around smoking it. if you go to his pad you are guaranteed to get baked.

2. pat: “what are you doing?”

greg: “bakery.”

pat: “what?”

greg: “i’m in the middle of smoking a fatty.”
a woman who has enough fat rolls to open up a large scale baking operation.
oh my god she was a total bakery! dude nice slummin on that bakery
a place that bakes/sells baked goods such as cakes, breads, pies, cookies, etc. nothing s-xual about this definition.
i work at a bakery.
a group of fat girls.
d-mn man bobbie got so drunk he went home with the bakery!
a woman that is extremely attractive and has “cakes”(big br–sts) and some hot buns (b-tt)
“yo look at dat fine girl over there”
“ah ya man look at dem cakes”
“and dat -ss!”
“mhm dat there is a bakery”
easily put, bakery is a term to describe some one who is extremely and heavily high or, as some call it, baked.
dude, last night you were such a freakin bakery.
a woman’s v-g-n-, especially during a v-g-n-l yeast infection. (so called because of yeast’s role in baking bread.)

synonym: breadbox.
related term: yeef.
jeanette’s cooch was so rank and yeasty, it smelled like a f-cking bakery down there.

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