while doing a chica raw, remove you weiner, and p–p in her, then finish the job
augie gave the finest chick in the world a lubricated gopher hole.
- Bate Break
a 5-10 minute masturbation break that can be taken anywhere, anytime, and by anyone who feels the need to release some tension in their nether regions. the stripper was all over my sh-t, bro. i had to chill for a minute and take bate break in the room across the hall.
- lurk jerk
someone who lurks people’s mysp-ces, then w-nks to their pics. guy: dude that fool spends all his time on mysp-ce beatin off. other guy: yea bro, that guys a total lurk jerk
shananiagans involving sand. shasandigans are pr-ne to occur on beaches and in sandboxes. no one likes shasandigans. me: hey little monkey, you’re so cute -monkey throws sand at my face me: curse you devil monkey, and curse your shasandigans!
- Shaun in the bum
for people who fall asleep at people’s sleepover’s, sleeps likes a creep and doesn’t relaise you’ve drawn over him and shaved off his eyebrows. shaun in the b-m
s-m-n, c-m, man sauce. “pineapple juice baby… makes a man’s shooty-shoot taste infinitey sweeter.